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Alice is a part-time, part-time member of the Bargain Bookshop.
Most of the time she lives in her cupboard, coming out only when her geiger counter reads a level of below 0.0001 millirems per hour. Even then she will normally only venture out into sunlight wearing anti-alien detection hat and visor. This rare photograph shows Alice in a nervous state wondering if the camera will soon be teleporting her to the Mothership.
It is fair to say that she has read too many books on alien abduction but then a lot of her school friends did mysteriously disappear.
Alice's medicated hobbies includes scaring boys and constructing surface-to-air missile guidance systems. |
