Bev Tankard. Owner, proprietor, manager, omnipotent tryant of the shop. Well into her late twenties, Bev rules the roost spreading gloom and despondency over her obsequious, oppressed employees. Instant dismissal can be expected for anyone subordinate smiling or having fun in working hours.

Hobbies and interests include whippet racing, rolling her own and reprimanding small defenceless children.

Obligatory embarrassing childhood photograph