Carol is the current North West Essex regional champion for guinea pig juggling. Sold to a circus at an early age, Carol was brought up by Lithuanian trapeze artists through whom she learnt the high rope acts until that fateful accident involving 3 wombats and an inappropriate use of caramel.

Her career as a performance artist then moved to the ground where she became the engine driver for the clown's fire appliance. This too proved eventful when she inadvertently filled the water tanks with petrol. When the survivors finally kicked her out of the circus her only option was to look for safer employment at the Bargain Bookshop.

Carol is not allowed the make the tea.

Obligatory embarrassing childhood photograph